Last Episode

    The Feng Shui woman smiled for the first time. "I saw nothing. Not a single thing."

      The husband peered into the bedroom. "You must have seen something. You stood in the moonlight for a second and then went into the room before the electricity came on."

      "Not a single thing." She moved a chair an inch to the left, used her toe to slide the rug farther into the room.

      "What are you doing?" the husband asked.

      The Feng Shui woman continued around the room moving things and occasionally putting a small item in her pocket. "I am doing a major exorcism on this room."

       She stopped and looked at the two people. "Do you want me to banish all of them back to where they belong? Your Granddad, the elephant, the lion and hyena along with all the smells and sounds?" She waited until they both nodded. "Go downstairs and wait. Also don’t forget to make out a check for five hundred dollars."

       She gently pushed them out of the bedroom and began searching. In the closet, sitting in the corner, hidden by a long overcoat, she found it.

      Downstairs, she glanced at the check and put it in her shirt pocket. "I’m fairly sure the animals are gone. Your Granddad has been banished to where ever he came from. If he or any animals ever return, just call me. There will be no charge. To balance and bring harmony to the bed room I had to re-arrange things and remove a few items." She held out a handful of worthless trinkets taken from the bureau. She dropped them back in her pocket.

       "I also have to take this." She held the single-shot, bolt-action twenty-two caliber rifle. They said it absolutely had to go."