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Hi Folks! Here's my latest effort. Hope you all enjoy.

 

Click on 'Taylorville Tales' to buy or down load. I've tried to keep the price way down!   Please also send this to at least ten people from your address book. I would like this ad to circle the earth twice in ten days. Remember you are helping a needy farmer buy a tractor.
Nelson

Taylorville Tales by Nelson Lynch Description: The CIA suspects two good old Taylorville boys of being terrorists on their way to Baghdad. The wife says they are in the poolhall shooting nine-ball and one-shot harrigan. The CIA thinks those are code words for the hydrogen bomb and the Ebola virus. Two aliens spend their time in a bar drinking tequila with beer chasers. They pick up two out of work chorus girls in a Vegas bar and head for a motel. All of this when they were supposed to be looking for an engine part. The captain sends the executioner to take care of the problem. An alien captain is very interested in Earth Base 41's communication officer. She wants to invite him over for a late night dinner, conversation and a few other things. Printed:   $11.72 Download:   $2.50 License: Standard Copyright License

 

 

 

 

It's April in Taylorville
Time to get the garden ready.